Wednesday, 27 February 2008

RULES 2008

After a lot of discussion and debate(heated at times) the following rules have been agreed.....
Mind you, having had time to think about last seasons little hiccups, I think we've only got two ways to go! We've either got to put the rules in concrete so people can't break them without getting thrown out, OR to encourage people to go back to our old ways of having a laugh WITHOUT having to look over our shoulders all the time.... THE SECOND WAY TO ME IS INFINATELY MORE APPEALLING THAN THE FIRST!
I also think that some of the problems occur when people arrive at the waters without consulting the water rules and are stuck with the bait they've brought! That's an easy one to stop, as all the water rules will posted on this site as soon as I've got them all! The thing is, I believe there's still plenty of ways of catching those slippery little devils, so people will have no need to find an angle to gain an extra advantage, because surely aren't we all there, JUST FOR A PLEASANT DAY OUT!
I'm positive this will all be sorted out this year, but if it don't BULTI has offered his service as Club Bailiff and vowed to cut the nuts off any offender and feed them to the fishes. (Thats if groundbait is allowed at that venue!!)
RULES

1) Everyone fishing Sundays needs to be a current member of the Pot Black Club
2) Fixture sheets will be on notice board 14 days before date. Members who fished last year can put names down one week before new season members!
3) £6 will be given to reception when name goes down.( £5 match fee +£1 Golden peg)
Water fee will be collected on day!
4) NO FLOATING BAITS.
5) No Bread!!!
6) No baits allowed in the zone 18 inches below the surface or 12 inches below the bottom of
your float.
7) 70% of match fees to be paid out to winners of that day and the rest will go towards
trophies and end of season piss-up.
8) Pre-baiting of swims will be allowed 10 minutes before start of match.
9) These rules take preference at all times but individual water rules will also apply.
(please make sure you read them)
10) Anyone caught breaking rules will be castrated (by Bulti) and then banned for 3 matches.

AFTER ALL THAT GUFF, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FART BETWEEN 12 TO 12.15PM, SHANE & KEITH KNIGHTS ARE ONLY TO SLEEP FOR HALF AN HOUR AND STEVE MOYSE CAN’T SWEAR AT HIS DAD WHEN HE LOSES HIS ONLY FISH OF THE DAY!! DEFINITELY NO PEEKING AT MY SUPA-DUPA RIGS AND HOPE DINGIT DON’T TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF!!!