WELL, THE 2008 SEASON IS ON THE HOME STRAIGHT, 6 MATCHES TO GO AND WHO'S LOOKING THE BEST! IN FRONT, BY A LARGE NOSE IS SPAWNY BOB MORRIS WHO SEEMS TO PICK (PICK,NOSE ,GET IT!) THE RIGHT PARTNERS TO CARRY HIM THROUGH EVERY DOUBLES MATCH! HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MUCH GEAR HE'S GOT NOW? TALK ABOUT ME, HE'S DONE ME HANDS DOWN, HE MUST HAVE NEARLY AS MUCH MONEY AS NIGEL!
IN JOINT SECOND ARE THE THE PREMIER LEAGUES TOP-RODS, FULL TIME PROFESSIONAL WAYNE (£50 QUID) MOORE AND "BOB NUDD" DINGIT WHO ARE BOTH DOING A GRAND JOB OF PRETENDING THEIR NOT TRYING, BUT WE ALL KNOW BETTER, DON'T WE LADS!!!!! SNIFFING RIGHT UP THEIR ARSES, WITH JUST ONE POINT BEHIND( AND I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER BE WRITING THIS) IS THE LOVEABLE ,"I'M NOT F*****G FISHING ANY MORE", SKIPPER NIGEL BLOWERS, WHO IS SO CONFIDENT HE'S ALREADY INVESTED HIS WINNINGS ON A NEW CAR!!!!! (BOB MORRIS GIVES GOOD PRICES FOR REPOSSESSIONS!)
IN THE PACK FOLLOWING ARE PAUL CHILVERS, WHO ONLY FISH WHEN HIS OTHER HALF LETS HIM,(CAN'T YOU FIND HIM JOBS TO DO EVERY WEEK TERESA) AND LAST YEARS LUCKY CHAMPION, WHO'S MAKING A HABIT OF COMING FOURTH AND GETTING NO EXTRA POINTS FOR IT!( CAN I SENSE A RULE CHANGE COMING FOR NEXT YEAR!!!)
THEN THERE'S ARRON AYERS WHO'S GOT TO LEARN THAT YANKING YOUR POOL ELASTIC BY HAND IS NOT THE WAY OF LANDING A 20 LB CARP! BOYCIE, WHO'S BEEN UNDER PREFORMING ALL SEASON! BRUCE ,WHO'S SLOWLY LOSING HIS"MAD" TAG AND AT LONG LAST SEEMS TO BE GETTING THE HANG OF METHOD FEEDING. MY 2ND LIEUTENANT, ARDO, WHO'S REALLY DEPRESSED, BECAUSE THERE'S OTHER ANGLERS WHO CAN TIDDLER BASH BETTER THAN HIM! THEN, THERE'S THE MOYSE FAMILY, STEVES THE YOUNGER ONE WHO SWEARS ALOT AND LOVABLE OLD ROY, WHO'S HAD SOME CRAP PEGS BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD HIM MOAN ONCE!!! TAKE NOTE **************.
WE MUST MENTION "OUR CARE IN THE COMMUNITY PLACINGS" OF THE BULTI'S WHO GET GREAT SATISFACTION OF HAULING PEOPLE IN, SABOTAGING WAYNES FEEDER ROD, SO HE ACCIDENT LY LOST ALL HIS GEAR AND GENERALLY HAVING A GREAT TIME ON OTHER PEOPLES MISHAPS!! (I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!)
BANJO, (REMINDS ME OF THE RECORD OF WHO THE F*** IS BANJO) BY HOW MANY TIMES HE'S TURNED UP, MUST HAVE GOT A DOSE OF THE PAUL CHILVERS SYNDROME!!! YOUNG KIERRON (WHERE'S THE BLOODY TEE SHIRT) WHO'S GREAT!!! (PITY ABOUT HIS DAD) AND MARK COLEMAN, WHO ONLY LIES WHEN HIS LIPS MOVE!!!
WE'VE GOT THE YOUNG LADS WHO ONLY TURN UP WHEN THEY'VE NOT GOT A BETTER OFFER (OH! TO BE YOUNG AGAIN) AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST WHISPERING BOB HARROD WHO USES LUMPS OF PASTE AS BIG AS BULTI'S FIST!!!
SO, IF I'VE MISSED ANYONE, TOUGH, BUT IT'S NICE TO GET BACK THE SERIOUS SUBJECT OF ENJOYING OURSELVES BUT BE WARNED AS THIS IS THE TIME I START TO SPRINT TO THE FINISHING LINE!!! (YEA, ALRIGHT!!)
REMEMBER THE POSTPONED MID SUMMER DRINKY-POES ARE AT THE CLUB ON AUGUST 3RD. 7.30PM
TOPICS TO BE DISCUSSED ARE:-
END OF SEASON VENUE
FIXTURES NEXT YEAR
WILL WAYNE EVER BUY A ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO'S THE BIGGEST PRATT IN THE FISHING CLUB!!!!
SEE U SUNDAY. TIGHT LINES!!!
