FISHING IN A CRATER FROM A SNAPPED OFF MARK COLEMAN FEEDERRight, that's it , another excellent season has drawn to a close. First, it was incredibly hard keeping exactly to the fixtures lists dates and times but, low and behold, we did it!!!! I got to say it's an absolute pleasure being in the company of such special human beings, seeing at hand the unyielding sportsmanship, humility and generally learning how to become a better person. To witness how our members, show such sympathy to our fellow anglers if anything goes wrong, brought tears into my eyes(usually from laughter) but NEVER did they revert to pointless abuse over anglers mis-fortunes. Ya-all-right!!!
Opps, I've just slipped over in the B***-S***, so I'd better let you all know when the big night is! SATURDAY I ST. NOVEMBER starting at 7.45pm.
I was going to do a character assassination of each and every one of you for the abuse I've suffered, but as only a certain number of the cretins who fish with us can use a computer I 've decided to save it for the night. Somehow we did not vote for the clubman of the year, it must have been the "only" thing I forgot ALL season. (we'll also do that on the night).
I'm just now finishing a separate page on the website it going to be "The Wayne Moore Appreciation Society" It's like a fan-club but more like an extreme cult version. We as a club, CANNOT let such a universal star be in our midst without celebrating it, so on NOV 1st, everyone must shave their heads to their back collar, ONLY eat choc bars and crisps, forget ANYTHING which is said more than 5 mins ago and NEVER BUY A DRINK!!!
We don't need to worry about him reading this, as his DAUGHTER will not give him the password on HIS computer so he can go on it !!! That sought of adds up!
So it's official NOV Ist is THE WAYNE MOORE NIGHT!!!!
Everyone is invited but remember, no shaking hands (it can ruin your night!)
