12 of the Club's saltest Sea Dogs & Three Pups descended on Pakefield Beach to brave the elements with the expectation of catching a fish or two!
Gavin (Chillo) phoned in late as he had to take a trip to Yoxford to pick up his cheap bait, I don't know about you, but £2 off his hundred lugworm don't quite look such a good deal after a sixty mile drive!! That lightweight Wayne Moore turned up with nothing but just himself! Not a single piece of gear at all and still had the cheek to moan about the tackle I lent him! Typical!!! The other usual suspects were two Yarco's, Mark(I've been banned from every fishing club in East Anglia) Coleman and Yarmouth's resident Mayor Bob Morris. Two Ipswich fans Mick & Ethan Mills and another father-son pairing Colin(skinge) Catchpole and soon to be a lookalike Steve. We also had the honour of Lowestoft's resident professional fisherman Martin (dingit) Waters with his up-and -coming son prodigy Kierron. Sadly, Banjo, one half of the usually inseparable twins had arrived, as his other side-kick had to do his community service at Naarwich City Football ground! The last group was lead by Pakefields own celebrity, the holder of the 2008 Monday Night League, the one and only (listen to the fanfare)Kelvin (tapered-leader)Chilvers and his two apprentices Jack and Louis.
The weather was kind and for some anglers the fish were kinder! Spawny Wayne Moore fluked a fluke(Flounder) first cast, when he was fishing so close to the shore(showing his inability to cast out) that his bait could be seen every time a wave went back! Little Kierron had a fish every cast to get right up his dads(dingits) nose so daddy then had to start dropping his bait right beside him but still couldn't catch anything!!! Mark (the sneak) Coleman was noticed dragging fish up the beach hoping no one would notice, but subtlety was never one of Mark's strong points.
My beach Buddy(tent ,to people not in the know) was stoned by Bad attitude Morris, Chillo, decided he was hungry and disappeared to MacDonalds but left all the rubbish with me and to cap it I had to listen to Wayne Moore running on all day about his flounder!!! The Beach telegraph had reports of Banjo catching a nice codling and with dabs and whiting coming out at regular intervals the weigh-in round Keville's would certainly close. As it was everyone managed top bring fish to the scales EXCEPT THE RESIDENT PRO MR. DINGIT and the weights were as follows:-
Gavin (Chillo) phoned in late as he had to take a trip to Yoxford to pick up his cheap bait, I don't know about you, but £2 off his hundred lugworm don't quite look such a good deal after a sixty mile drive!! That lightweight Wayne Moore turned up with nothing but just himself! Not a single piece of gear at all and still had the cheek to moan about the tackle I lent him! Typical!!! The other usual suspects were two Yarco's, Mark(I've been banned from every fishing club in East Anglia) Coleman and Yarmouth's resident Mayor Bob Morris. Two Ipswich fans Mick & Ethan Mills and another father-son pairing Colin(skinge) Catchpole and soon to be a lookalike Steve. We also had the honour of Lowestoft's resident professional fisherman Martin (dingit) Waters with his up-and -coming son prodigy Kierron. Sadly, Banjo, one half of the usually inseparable twins had arrived, as his other side-kick had to do his community service at Naarwich City Football ground! The last group was lead by Pakefields own celebrity, the holder of the 2008 Monday Night League, the one and only (listen to the fanfare)Kelvin (tapered-leader)Chilvers and his two apprentices Jack and Louis.
The weather was kind and for some anglers the fish were kinder! Spawny Wayne Moore fluked a fluke(Flounder) first cast, when he was fishing so close to the shore(showing his inability to cast out) that his bait could be seen every time a wave went back! Little Kierron had a fish every cast to get right up his dads(dingits) nose so daddy then had to start dropping his bait right beside him but still couldn't catch anything!!! Mark (the sneak) Coleman was noticed dragging fish up the beach hoping no one would notice, but subtlety was never one of Mark's strong points.
My beach Buddy(tent ,to people not in the know) was stoned by Bad attitude Morris, Chillo, decided he was hungry and disappeared to MacDonalds but left all the rubbish with me and to cap it I had to listen to Wayne Moore running on all day about his flounder!!! The Beach telegraph had reports of Banjo catching a nice codling and with dabs and whiting coming out at regular intervals the weigh-in round Keville's would certainly close. As it was everyone managed top bring fish to the scales EXCEPT THE RESIDENT PRO MR. DINGIT and the weights were as follows:-
WINNER MARK COLEMAN 6 LB 15 OZ
R/UP BANJO 5 LB 5 OZ
3RD KEVILLE 3 LB 2 OZ
4 TH WALLY 2 LB 10OZ
BIGGEST ROUND. CODLING BANJO 2 LB 6 OZ
BIGGEST FLAT FLOUNDER WAYNE 9 OZ
BEST YOUNGSTER KIERRON WATERS 2 LB 6OZ
